Top 20 New…shhhh! Headlines of Last week

It’s monday morning. I Welcome you all to the launch of Being Arindam News.   

I will start with the most talked about twenty top news headlines of last week.

So here I go in Random order (I do not want to make some one feel bad about not hitting the top of the chart)-

President Barack Obama listens during one in a...

1. Obama holds rare interview in Situation Room which is going to air next week. – Do not forget it’s election time, so everything rare is going to happen.

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

2. India is best and fair for women, says India’s diplomat to the US in a speech to students.- But what about men! Tell this truth also. 

3. Bear wanders onto US university campus, moved to mountains. – Thank God! Students did not wander onto mountains and moved to university.

Photo Credit: Wikipedia

4. Mexican woman pregnant with nine babies. Only Nine! We expected more. 


5. Osama bin Laden is still alive. Do not play with Obama’s vote bank by taking this issue out of Osabama’s hand. 

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

6. A Russian man died after his jealous wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.- I hope all husbands are listening… throw away all frying pans out of your house.

Tooth (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

7. A woman Dentist in Poland pulled out ALL boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend left him because of his empty mouth). -Thank God I do not have a Girl friend who is Dentist…. I can’t imagine my face without single teeth.

Visa applicants outside the Indian Embassy in ...

8. US senators thank India Inc for job. - And Indian youth thank US Govt. for increase in VISA fee.

9. Porn star Sunny Leon to endorse a mobile brand.- Great way to pass on the message that Mobile phones are only for adults!

Deutsch: Škoda Superb II English: A Škoda Supe...
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10. Demands for automatic cars shoot up in India.- Now Indian Police can sleep peacefully as people can drink & drive safely in night .

11. US loses ‘Spam King’ crown to India this year. - Do we Indians need to celebrate this achievement. 

12. Indian President Patil to pen autobiography.- Hmm great retirement plan. I doubt if anyone is interested to read that one except her family members.

13. Indian Govt to setup 2200 mobile towers in Naxal-hit states. –  Wow! Now Naxal will be busy blasting these towers other than kidnapping the govt officials & tourists. Great way to keep the Naxals busy.

14. Lakshmi Mittal retains top spot in UK rich list. – who cares! I am not proud of being an Indian due to him.


15. Massive North Korea Parade Visible from space. – Was it necessary to go to space to watch this… if we could even see this from ground?

I hope my romance with my girlfriend is not visible from space. ;)

16. Egypt plans to allow sex with dead wife. -Nothing much to say!  But what if the husband would die first!

17. Spanish unemployment hits record 5.64 million.- Really! In India its 9Million among 1.2 billion polpulation. Then people are right India is developing.

18. Apple is avoiding billions of dollars in taxes by setting up small offices around the world to collect and invest the company’s profits. -Once Steve Jobs said- “We’re the last guys left in this industry who can do it, and that’s what we’re about.”

19. Fast-food giant KFC has been ordered to pay $8.3m (£5.1m) to the family of an Australian girl left severely brain damaged after being poisoned by a chicken meal. – I was not even aware of the fact that a brain of a child is equal to $8.3m.

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

20. Hungary to punish diabetics if they don’t stick to diet. - Now what about all those ladies across the world, who do not think they are fat enough to be on diet; but their husbands think so.

I would love to hear if their is any news which made you think; with your take on that.

See you on next Monday. Until  then good bye to you all.

Never let the smile missing on your face. :)

31 thoughts on “Top 20 New…shhhh! Headlines of Last week

  1. Hi,
    That was brilliant, I loved it , couldn’t help but smile at your comments on each article, a very entertaining post. :D
    My favourites were the Bear, The fry pan, and the tooth. :lol:

    1. Hi Mags,
      Yes, I tried to do something different yet entertaining this time. The biggest thing is that, I wanted to keep it real. I am glad you liked it. :)

  2. I loved it ( so cliched coz I love all your post everytime lol)…. I may not be a dentist but I am sure I can still take out all the teeth out of anyone’s mouth… haha :)

    loved all your comments. Made me giggle.

    Can’t wait for next monday :)

    1. Do not worry Aisha! I would never be tired of listening that you love my posts. :)
      What! You can take out all the teeth out of anyone’s mouth! Do not be so harsh with some one! :)
      Thanks a lot as always for the visit and leaving a smile on my face. It’s a pleasure to see you here & read your comments. :)

  3. Thank you for the laugh, Arindam…great way to start the week.

    Fat people…touchy subject. Acceptance is incredibly powerful. If I’m loved and accepted, I WANT to keep my weight down because I love and accept myself as well as my partner.

    However, my friend, I’m not very accepting if I am seated beside a very fat person on an airplane. Especially with seats becoming smaller and smaller. :D

    1. Ha ha! :) I am glad to hear that I could make you laugh. I hope it was laud. :) Yes it was a touchy subject for sure. I am bit thin, so I know how does it feels when a person with a six pack body gives me advice & tips. :)
      It feels great to see you again in my blog after a long time Amy aunty. I was missing your feedback on my previous posts. Have you seen that PDF of that book?

    1. Melissa, The volume of email spam that originated from India exceeded the volume coming from the US, that’s why India is now the new spam king. It was bound to happen, as IT knowledge is spreading like virus in this part of world among the youth. :)

  4. Gud idea Arindam . . . poor Mondays, always receives the most complaints and whines out of all the other days. You fixed it so now we look forward to Mondays! :)

    1. Ha Ha ! :) Absolutely true Sunshine. The worst thing about Mondays are we have to wake up early from bed; which I hate the most in this world. :)
      I hope & wish I can spread laugh on every Monday and live up to your expectations. :)

      1. I hear ya about the morning after the weekend…not delightful whatsoever. :(
        If you are having fun with your posts, I think pretty much we will be having fun too. That’s how I see things these days anyway. :) sooo, on to fun times! :)

  5. Funny, Arindam. I doubt we could get into North Korea to watch the parade, hence viewing from outer space. Keep that in mind next time you are with your girl! lol

    1. Yes I have to keep it in my mind, the next time I will be with my girl. :) LOL
      That’s why I do not like the concept of satellite. No privacy for famous people like us! :)

  6. Hi Arindam,
    Hope you are doing good.
    I am busy these days with some personal projects apart from running daily errands. Hope to have some time in next two months to get back regularly to blogging world. I will try to post some thing in between. Thanks in indeed for your consideration.
    keep it up!!

    1. That’s why I was thinking why your link in your Gravatar is taking to your old blog, which you last updated on 2006. :) Best wishes for your future projects. Take care.

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