Awards Night!

Posted on February 3, 2012

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Before starting the award ceremony let me request you all that-

  • If you have tomatoes and eggs in your pockets; which I am sure you must have with you, in order to throw at me, after hearing that I am going to host it. And I know, you people are confident that, I can’t entertain you with my words. So I request you, rather than throwing them at me during the award ceremony; give them on my hands once it will get over. I love eggs and tomatoes and I can’t see them lying on ground that to be broken and smashed.
  • Do not laugh seeing that I have added every tag possible in this post, including tomato, egg & back pain . I did so, Because I want to invite everyone to this grand ceremony. I know you people are thinking that, I have a really big heart. I will agree with you on that.

Before giving the awards, let me share a personal experience with you. Since yesterday I am having a severe back pain. As I always love to analyze things, I thought, why did this happen? I have not been in ring with Mike Tyson since a long time; neither I pulled the train from its track since past few weeks. Then Why? At last, I reached to the conclusion why did this happen? Actually from past few days, weeks, months I am holding on to some awards, which I need to pass on to others. So may be back pain occurred due to that extra baggage on me. So since yesterday, I am walking like I am 7-8months pregnant. Hey you dirty intelligent people, do not use your intelligence here. Science in my part of world has not reached to that level yet; neither I have any intention to be the first man of my country to do so. It’s only due to that back pain. So I am in no mood to walk with the extra baggage anymore; so let me pass on them to you; and help you walk like a pregnant lady. :)

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Here we go—————- flash light on: music starts:

(In my country whenever a man starts his speech specially politicians, they greet everyone with a line, “Bhai aur beheno” (It means Brothers and sister); but as I am different, so since my childhood I never start a speech in that manner; if I will consider each lady to be my sister; then who will be my girlfriend or wife. After all I am not a good looking boy(Although I am short of few inches to be a six feet tall person, and I am few kg less than normal weight for a man of my age, i.e 65kgs), whose relationship status since birth is “single” and not to forget, I am very hopeless romantic. so it will not suit my personality.

But, yes politicians of my country can tell that- as they are really the perfect example of family men. Because they care for their family so much and they earn that much money through corruption that, their next 10 generations can live with that, without earning anything.)

So let me start the speech in my own unique way-

Ladies &  Gentlemen,
Brothers and their sisters,
Girls and their brothers,

here come the night you are not waiting for. You got it right, my dearest people, you people will not feel appreciated, with in next few minutes of your lives. Today I present you the grand ceremony of blogging awards 2012. So hold on to your seats, pull the seat belt, close the door and enjoy the ride for next few minutes; and if you do not have any seat available for you; then find a person who can carry your weight for next few minutes. But as this award ceremony is hosted by a Indian boy; so it’s going to be in Indian style. I hope you will not mind it.

At last, the day came for which you were not waiting since your birth. So with without wasting few more minutes, let me announce the name of the winner of those awards; but let me clear that, It will not give you a trophy, nor few million dollars, nor space in tomorrow newspaper’s front page. It will give you; “Nothing” except my love for you all and it may help you in realizing that, you people hold lots of importance in my life.

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HUG Award-

I was awarded with “Hug Award” by “Island Traveler“, author of the blog, “this man’s journey” on 2nd Jan 2011 and “Sony Fugaban“ , author of the blog, “Stories of My Wandering Feet (& Mind)” on 30th Jan 2011.

For A detailed list on this award visit the site and read the post of HUG award at http://ahopefortoday.com/2012/01/14/hope-unites-globally-hug-award-guidelines/

Now the list of the blogs I am nominating for this award are (In Random Order) -

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Kreativ Blogger Award-

I was awarded with “Kreativ Blog Award” by “Jean Mishra“, author of the blog, “MoonLightened Way” on 2nd Jan 2011.

Kreativ Blogger Award Rules-

  1. Share 7 personal facts about yourself…
  2. Link back to the person who gave you the award.
  3. Pass the award on to 5-10 of your fellow bloggers and let them know you did so.

Now the list of the blogs I am nominating for this award are (In Random Order) -

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One Lovely Blog Award-

I was awarded with “The One Lovely Blog Award” by “Elyse“, author of the blog, “FiftyFourandAHalf” on 2nd Jan 2011.

One Lovely Blog Award Rules:

  1. Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog link.
  2. Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you’ve newly discovered.
  3. Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.

Now the list of the blogs I am nominating for this award are (In Random Order) -

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The Versatile Blogger Award-

I was awarded with “The Versatile blogger Award” by “Elyse“, author of the blog, “FiftyFourandAHalf” on 2nd Jan 2011 and by “Jean Mishra“, author of the blog, “MoonLightened Wayon 26th Jan 2012 and by “mellifluousmurmurs“, on 2nd Feb 2012.

The Rules for The Versatile Blogger Award:

  1. Thank and link back to the person that gave you the award.
  2. Share seven things about yourself.
  3. Pass the award to fifteen bloggers that you think deserve it.
  4. Lastly, contact all of the bloggers that you’ve picked for the award.

So seven things about myself-

  1. I am a Gemini. I share my birth day with John F. Kennedy.
  2. I love watching cartoon. :)
  3. I do not have any Idol in my life.
  4. The most difficult job for me is to knot a tie. Ok let me be honest, I am not good at doing that.
  5. I am honest, and I am really proud of that.
  6. I love cats.
  7. My family is the most important thing to me in this world.

Fifteen bloggers, who I think deserve this award are-

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Thank you all for wasting spending your precious time here. So good bye to you all till I will get back pain awards again. Best Wishes to you all. :) Stay Happy… Keep Smiling & keep on Blogging….

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